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no webmistressing
July 1, 2000, 02:30 AM by
http://ankh.diaryland.com/nowebmis.html
Ahh! It's July already! That's just not fair. July crept up on me before I even fully realized we were into June. Methinks my brain needs a tune-up. *sigh*
I felt like doing the webmistress thing, and so tweaked HTML and tried (and failed) to do anything at all with JavaScript. I had a plan, knew exactly what I was going to do with my site. Went over to TSFV, where my site is hosted, and lo and behold it's down. Ahh!
You do know why it's down, don't you? Come one, try.
Some might believe the notation at the site, and try to tell me that the staff is updating security. Bah! I say. That has nothing to do with anything. It's the imps. There's a little devil that sits over my shoulder just because he knows that anyone reading over my shoulder bugs me. He sees me updating my webpages offline and phones his devil buddies out of state. "Hey Earl!" says the demon behind my shoulder, and the other replies, "Hey Jimbo. Same old, same old?"
"You got it," says Jimbo the evil demon behind my shoulder with one of those evil laughs like cartoon villains have. The devils break into hysterical laughter until they choke on smoker's coughs from all that sulphur and smoke. Then Earl the out of state web devil takes down the sever just before I connect to attempt an update. That's why TSFV is down.
(Where the hell did the previous come from?!? Is "hell" too accurate?)
Or maybe it's a guardian angel watching benevolently over me, Celeste whose name means heavenly. Someone telling me to take a break from stories that, while satisfying, are not all that life has to offer me. Someone giving me perfect chance to chat with friends and relax in the hope that everything will be nice and peaceful in the end.
I haven't heard from Lu all day. I hope she's okay. I should wend my way over to her abode tomorrow and poke her awake with a wadded-up Tshirt. Watch cartoons on her TV until she wakes up, that's the ticket. Yeah. And try to cheer her up. Yeah.
Ahh! It's July already! That's just not fair. July crept up on me before I even fully realized we were into June. Methinks my brain needs a tune-up. *sigh*
I felt like doing the webmistress thing, and so tweaked HTML and tried (and failed) to do anything at all with JavaScript. I had a plan, knew exactly what I was going to do with my site. Went over to TSFV, where my site is hosted, and lo and behold it's down. Ahh!
You do know why it's down, don't you? Come one, try.
Some might believe the notation at the site, and try to tell me that the staff is updating security. Bah! I say. That has nothing to do with anything. It's the imps. There's a little devil that sits over my shoulder just because he knows that anyone reading over my shoulder bugs me. He sees me updating my webpages offline and phones his devil buddies out of state. "Hey Earl!" says the demon behind my shoulder, and the other replies, "Hey Jimbo. Same old, same old?"
"You got it," says Jimbo the evil demon behind my shoulder with one of those evil laughs like cartoon villains have. The devils break into hysterical laughter until they choke on smoker's coughs from all that sulphur and smoke. Then Earl the out of state web devil takes down the sever just before I connect to attempt an update. That's why TSFV is down.
(Where the hell did the previous come from?!? Is "hell" too accurate?)
Or maybe it's a guardian angel watching benevolently over me, Celeste whose name means heavenly. Someone telling me to take a break from stories that, while satisfying, are not all that life has to offer me. Someone giving me perfect chance to chat with friends and relax in the hope that everything will be nice and peaceful in the end.
I haven't heard from Lu all day. I hope she's okay. I should wend my way over to her abode tomorrow and poke her awake with a wadded-up Tshirt. Watch cartoons on her TV until she wakes up, that's the ticket. Yeah. And try to cheer her up. Yeah.
