So tall! So thin! So tragic! Like a race of supermodels.
Can't breathe. Laughing too hard. Buwahaha. If Lord of the Rings carries pretentious elves, try the Silmarillion, I dare you. It's the only fantasy novel I've ever read (and I have shelves of the things) that completely failed to deliver.
I just spelled Silmarillion correctly on the first try? I need to steel-wool my hands now. So dirty, so unclean!
(Hey, let's watch crossposting break again! Feck.)