I can't find my Synthroid. Damn the pills, damn the misplacement, and
damn my damn neck gland for requiring daily medicine in the first damn place.
Speaking of places: I have checked my dresser (where I normally keep the pill bottle), all dresser drawers, the floor around my dresser, the top of my desk, all desk drawers, the floor around my desk, the floor around my bed, the end table by the television, inside and under the living room sofas, my purse, any trash cans in the vicinity of the above mentioned areas, the pockets of all all clothing ready to be washed, and the top shelf of the fridge (I was thirsty and still in search mode, so shush).
Now I am just a teensy bit sick of looking.