I am tired but unwilling to surrender to sleep just yet. Theory: I could stay awake by reading a zombie novel!
Sensible reaction: Um, no. Quota of zombie nightmares per person has been reached. Ever considering zombies as late-night reading material is probably proof that I really need to sleep.
But wait! If I realise that my temporary blockheadedness means I must slumber, then that fact that I realised
that means I'm good till at least two. Right? ...Right?
Yeah, so I'm going to bed now. But in the morning,
zombies!