Opera's Fast Forward and InsaneJournal: FTL
April 24, 2009, 02:25 AM by
I have spent the last hour and a half trying to get Opera's Fast Forward feature to work on my InsaneJournal friends page. Currently the function is broken, as the "Next 5" link on my IJ flist actually goes to the entries I have read already; I need to convince Opera that the way forward lies under the link labeled, untruthfully, "Previous 5".
The simplest thing, you'd think, would be to change the link text on those links, so that Next is Previous and Previous is next. Alas, the only layout option I could find on IJ that didn't make me want to remove my eyeballs with a melon baller has no such options.
Next up, crafting an Opera UserJS script to add rel="next" to the link of my choice. I was able to do this, but Fast Forward continued to use the wrong link.
After that, I had my UserJS add a LINK to the page header specifying the sole rel="next" of my choice, which should have been the end of the matter as there were no other Next LINKs. Fast Forward continued to point backward.
Just to spite me, Fast Forward appears to override the behaviour of the "Next" link in the Opera navbar as well. It will only appear if it finds a LINK rel="next", but clicking it activates Fast Fucking Forward and takes me backward even though it's only there because I told it the correct link to use I'mo bust somethin' it gonna be messy.
So I am not a happy ReeToes.
I am going to chose some sort of violent video game, consistently refer to in-game enemies as "IJ" and "FF", and then I am going to render them broken, bloody, and ideally in multiple pieces. It will be pleasant.
Guess I'm just spoiled: Tabulas has the most perfectly perfect friends page behaviour I could want Fast Forward to use, and LiveJournal's Minimalism layout (which something of a sludge in terms of markup) adds it too. That should be lovely, but it only makes it all the more maddening when IJ does exactly the opposite of every sane thing it could do in the history of ever.
Game. Break 'em in effigy. Right, on it. I'll be better after.
EDIT: Solved thanks to Candy. Yay!
The simplest thing, you'd think, would be to change the link text on those links, so that Next is Previous and Previous is next. Alas, the only layout option I could find on IJ that didn't make me want to remove my eyeballs with a melon baller has no such options.
Next up, crafting an Opera UserJS script to add rel="next" to the link of my choice. I was able to do this, but Fast Forward continued to use the wrong link.
After that, I had my UserJS add a LINK to the page header specifying the sole rel="next" of my choice, which should have been the end of the matter as there were no other Next LINKs. Fast Forward continued to point backward.
Just to spite me, Fast Forward appears to override the behaviour of the "Next" link in the Opera navbar as well. It will only appear if it finds a LINK rel="next", but clicking it activates Fast Fucking Forward and takes me backward even though it's only there because I told it the correct link to use I'mo bust somethin' it gonna be messy.
So I am not a happy ReeToes.
I am going to chose some sort of violent video game, consistently refer to in-game enemies as "IJ" and "FF", and then I am going to render them broken, bloody, and ideally in multiple pieces. It will be pleasant.
Guess I'm just spoiled: Tabulas has the most perfectly perfect friends page behaviour I could want Fast Forward to use, and LiveJournal's Minimalism layout (which something of a sludge in terms of markup) adds it too. That should be lovely, but it only makes it all the more maddening when IJ does exactly the opposite of every sane thing it could do in the history of ever.
Game. Break 'em in effigy. Right, on it. I'll be better after.
EDIT: Solved thanks to Candy. Yay!


